ONWARD TOWARDS MADNESS

--the DANGEROUS links--

Note--many of these links require Real Player, which you can get for free here:

• Hear Vern's hit single "F--K SHARKS!" (warning: This is a passionate anti-shark protest song, which uses the F-word no less than 17 times. If you feel this may offend you, OR if you are a member of the Pro-Shark Lobby, then please do not click upon this link.)

• Update on the CARTILAGE REMOVAL CRAZE (with Neil Diamond's notorious song)

• Hear the Award-Winning SONG FOR GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY!

• YURI the Beatnik Hermaphrodite sings "75 Fingers"!!

• "I am tired, dejected, disconsolate even;  and maybe just a little bit nostalgic for the 'good old days', whenever those may have been.  Where can I click to get a WHOLE LOT more information about the BANANA BOY??"

• Crazy Satanic Lesbians of Centuries Past (the continuing saga)

• BROOCE SEEGER singing his blockbuster arena rock hit "Gotta Run!"

• Paul Marshal interviews Vern Nelson, 9/30/97

• The Leap Year Day Song (not good again till 2/29/2004!)

• True, Real Songs of the Bigfoot (page coming soon)

• Fat Back Jack, the fattest blues singer in history! (page coming soon)

• Film Reviews and other important news of the World (page coming soon)

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