ONWARD TOWARDS MADNESS --the DANGEROUS links-- Note--many of these links require Real Player, which you can get for free here: Hear Vern's hit single "F--K SHARKS!" (warning: This is a passionate anti-shark protest song, which uses the F-word no less than 17 times. If you feel this may offend you, OR if you are a member of the Pro-Shark Lobby, then please do not click upon this link.) Update on the CARTILAGE REMOVAL CRAZE (with Neil Diamond's notorious song) Hear the Award-Winning SONG FOR GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY! YURI the Beatnik Hermaphrodite sings "75 Fingers"!! "I am tired, dejected, disconsolate even; and maybe just a little bit nostalgic for the 'good old days', whenever those may have been. Where can I click to get a WHOLE LOT more information about the BANANA BOY??" Crazy Satanic Lesbians of Centuries Past (the continuing saga) BROOCE SEEGER singing his blockbuster arena rock hit "Gotta Run!" Paul Marshal interviews Vern Nelson, 9/30/97 The Leap Year Day Song (not good again till 2/29/2004!) True, Real Songs of the Bigfoot (page coming soon) Fat Back Jack, the fattest blues singer in history! (page coming soon) Film Reviews and other important news of the World (page coming soon) HOME
--the DANGEROUS links--
Note--many of these links require Real Player, which you can get for free here:
Hear Vern's hit single "F--K SHARKS!" (warning: This is a passionate anti-shark protest song, which uses the F-word no less than 17 times. If you feel this may offend you, OR if you are a member of the Pro-Shark Lobby, then please do not click upon this link.)
Update on the CARTILAGE REMOVAL CRAZE (with Neil Diamond's notorious song)
Hear the Award-Winning SONG FOR GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY!
YURI the Beatnik Hermaphrodite sings "75 Fingers"!!
"I am tired, dejected, disconsolate even; and maybe just a little bit nostalgic for the 'good old days', whenever those may have been. Where can I click to get a WHOLE LOT more information about the BANANA BOY??"
Crazy Satanic Lesbians of Centuries Past (the continuing saga)
BROOCE SEEGER singing his blockbuster arena rock hit "Gotta Run!"
Paul Marshal interviews Vern Nelson, 9/30/97
The Leap Year Day Song (not good again till 2/29/2004!)
True, Real Songs of the Bigfoot (page coming soon)
Fat Back Jack, the fattest blues singer in history! (page coming soon)
Film Reviews and other important news of the World (page coming soon)
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